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	HTTP                    OK    HTTP OK: HTTP/1.0 200 OK - 2333 bytes in 0.019 second response time

aneurysm UNREACHABLE
	Disk: /                 OK    DISK OK - free space: / 4846 MB (75% inode=90%):
	Disk: /boot             OK    DISK OK - free space: /boot 119 MB (53% inode=99%):
	Disk: /data             OK    DISK OK - free space: /data 60091 MB (48% inode=99%):
	Disk: /home             OK    DISK OK - free space: /home 58378 MB (59% inode=98%):
	HTTP                    OK    HTTP OK: HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 7467 bytes in 0.001 second response time
	HTTPS                   OK    HTTP OK: HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 7467 bytes in 0.018 second response time
	Load                 CRITICAL OK - load average: 0.17, 0.13, 0.09
	Processes             UNKNOWN PROCS OK: 118 processes
	SMTP                    OK    SMTP OK - 0.038 sec. response time
	SSH                     OK    SSH OK - OpenSSH_5.5p1 Debian-4 (protocol 2.0)
	SSH password login d    OK    Password login disabled (server accepts publickey)
	System Backup        PENDING  /dev/mapper/misc-backup  109G   40G   69G  37% /backup

steel-vpn
	SMTP                    OK    SMTP OK - 0.080 sec. response time

steel.derf0.net
	Disk: lv-home           OK    DISK OK - free space: /home 20207 MB (95% inode=99%):
	Disk: lv-root           OK    DISK OK - free space: / 5330 MB (85% inode=90%):
	Disk: vda1              OK    DISK OK - free space: /boot 190 MB (88% inode=99%):
	HTTP                    OK    HTTP OK: HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 668 bytes in 0.040 second response time
	Load                    OK    OK - load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
	Mail Queue              OK    OK: mailq reports queue is empty
	No open relay           OK    NORELAY OK: <** 554 5.7.1 <derf@chaosdorf.de>: Relay access denied
	Not Blacklisted         OK    CHECK_RBL OK - steel.derf0.net BLACKLISTED on 0 servers of 43
	Processes               OK    PROCS OK: 82 processes
	SMTP                    OK    SMTP OK - 0.122 sec. response time
	SSH                     OK    SSH OK - OpenSSH_5.5p1 Debian-4 (protocol 2.0)
	SSH password login d    OK    Password login disabled (server accepts publickey)
	Users                 WARNING USERS OK - 0 users currently logged in