alpha DOWN
	HTTP                        OK    1/4 HTTP OK: HTTP/1.0 200 OK - 2333 bytes in 0.019 second response time

aneurysm UNREACHABLE
	Disk: /                     OK    1/4 DISK OK - free space: / 4846 MB (75% inode=90%):
	Disk: /boot                 OK    1/4 DISK OK - free space: /boot 119 MB (53% inode=99%):
	Disk: /data                 OK    1/4 DISK OK - free space: /data 60091 MB (48% inode=99%):
	Disk: /home                 OK    1/4 DISK OK - free space: /home 58378 MB (59% inode=98%):
	HTTP                        OK    1/4 HTTP OK: HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 7467 bytes in 0.001 second response time
	HTTPS                       OK    1/4 HTTP OK: HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 7467 bytes in 0.018 second response time
	Load                     CRITICAL 1/4 OK - load average: 0.17, 0.13, 0.09
	Processes                 UNKNOWN 1/4 PROCS OK: 118 processes
	SMTP                        OK    1/4 SMTP OK - 0.038 sec. response time
	SSH                         OK    1/4 SSH OK - OpenSSH_5.5p1 Debian-4 (protocol 2.0)
	SSH password login d        OK    1/4 Password login disabled (server accepts publickey)
	System Backup        P   PENDING  1/1 /dev/mapper/misc-backup  109G   40G   69G  37% /backup

steel-vpn
	SMTP                        OK    1/4 SMTP OK - 0.080 sec. response time

steel.derf0.net
	Disk: lv-home               OK    1/4 DISK OK - free space: /home 20207 MB (95% inode=99%):
	Disk: lv-root               OK    1/4 DISK OK - free space: / 5330 MB (85% inode=90%):
	Disk: vda1                  OK    1/4 DISK OK - free space: /boot 190 MB (88% inode=99%):
	HTTP                        OK    1/4 HTTP OK: HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 668 bytes in 0.040 second response time
	Load                        OK    1/4 OK - load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
	Mail Queue                  OK    1/4 OK: mailq reports queue is empty
	No open relay               OK    1/4 NORELAY OK: <** 554 5.7.1 <derf@chaosdorf.de>: Relay access denied
	Not Blacklisted             OK    1/4 CHECK_RBL OK - steel.derf0.net BLACKLISTED on 0 servers of 43
	Processes                   OK    1/4 PROCS OK: 82 processes
	SMTP                        OK    1/4 SMTP OK - 0.122 sec. response time
	SSH                         OK    1/4 SSH OK - OpenSSH_5.5p1 Debian-4 (protocol 2.0)
	SSH password login d        OK    1/4 Password login disabled (server accepts publickey)
	Users                     WARNING 1/4 USERS OK - 0 users currently logged in